Thousands of Dead Birds and Fish. Related to BP Gulf Oil Spill?

Look at the map of the Earth HERE. Give it a minute or two to load and then check out the links associated with the "pins" on the map. Hundreds of thousands of dead birds and fish around the globe in a matter of a few days. Very strange, indeed.
I'm going out on a bit of a conspiracy limb here, but, you will notice that except in the USA, the vast majority of the dead animals are right along the sea shore. Bear with me, it's coming.
There were and still are millions of gallons of oil and dispersants like Corexit (proven to be hazardous and the EPA asked BP to stop applying, which BP ignored), associated with the BP Gulf oil spill, flowing around the globe in the currents of the oceans. Now, back to the USA and the large numbers of dead birds and fish. Notice on the map that the majority to the deaths are in the Eastern Half of the country, either along the coasts that are associated with the Gulf Stream or, inland directly North and East of the Gulf of Mexico.
Where were all of those chemicals again, oh, yeah the Gulf of Mexico. Remember the blizzard of Christmas 2010? Where did all of the moisture come from? Well, in California, Arizona, New Mexico and Western Texas, it was from the Pacific Ocean. As the storm moved East, it took a dip with the Jet Stream and picked up a tremendous amount of water from the warm Gulf of Mexico and deposited all of that moisture in the form of snow and rain all along the Eastern half of the Country.
Is there any validity to my hypothesis? I don't know, but it sure seems coincidental.

Ex Post Facto Law

The U.S. Constitution's Article 1 Section 9, C.3 states: 'No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed,' and Section 10 says: 'No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law. . . .'
The 'words and the intent' of the Ex Post Facto Clause encompass '[e]very law that changes the punishment, and inflicts a greater punishment, than the law annexed to the crime, when committed.' Calder v. Bull, 3 U.S. (1 Dall.) 386, 390 (1798) (opinion of Chase, J.).
An ex post facto law is a law passed after the occurrence of an event or action which retrospectively changes the legal consequences of the event or action.
Obviously any law, Ex Post Facto, from the Latin meaning-"from after the action", is hereby Unconstitutional in nature. I think we can all agree on that, yes? So how is it that a law was passed to force AIG executives to return bonuses through punative taxation? How is it now that the same people who were screaming that Arizona's new immigration law is a violation of Constitutionally protected rights, garaunteed by the 4th Amendment, are the same people who are lining up to support legislation called "Big Oil Bailout Prevention Act" that would raise the economic damages liability cap for offshore oil spills from $75 million to $10 billion.
As White House spokesman Robert Gibbs put it on Monday the Obama administration will "keep a boot on the throat" of BP to make sure the company stops oil from a sunken rig from pouring into the Gulf of Mexico as soon as possible. (Would that be a Jack Boot, there Gibbsy?) If that doesn't all add up to Ex Post Facto legislation, I don't know what does.
If the Constitution of The United States isn't equal for all, then it is equal for none. If those in Congress expect to continue to pass laws for some and not others, as they see fit, then law is no longer a rule but a whim and our Republic is actually a Dictatorship.